Bears eat man at beer festival

Bears eat man at beer festival - CNN.com

"Bears eat man at beer festival Story Highlights A 23-year old Serb was found dead and half-eaten in bear cage Naked body was found in enclosure at Belgrade Zoo Zookeepers believe man was drunk or drugged

» BELGRADE, Serbia (Reuters) -- A 23-year old Serb was found dead and half-eaten in the bear cage of Belgrade Zoo at the weekend during the annual beer festival. The man was found naked, with his clothes lying intact inside the cage. Two adult bears, Masha and Misha, had dragged the body to their feeding corner and reacted angrily when keepers tried to recover it. 'There's a good chance he was drunk or drugged. Only an idiot would jump into the bear cage,' zoo director Vuk Bojovic told Reuters. Local media reported that police found several mobile phones inside the cage, as well as bricks, stones and beer cans.

OK Seriously....WTF? Is there any chance they are actually investigating this, I hope. If he was drunk how the hell did he pick a lock to a Bear cage? Unless they don't have locks there, not that wouldn't surprise me but I'll roll with it they did. They found multiple cell phones. What, was he opening a kiosk, the people who probably drugged him and stuck his ass in there decided to leave him a phone. This smell so bad of murder and its just another day in Belgrade I guess. JESUS! You know they threw his ass in there for a laugh, threw rocks and stones at the bear to piss them off and then they ate this poor dude. How gruesome is that. The whole cell phone thing remains a mystery but seriously, this is one ugly story when you start pulling it apart.

So if your out with your friends and you have one shred of clarity left and someone says lets go to the zoo, run away and pass out somewhere else where the cops can find you.

THINK ABOUT IT-Bears and Beer don't mix.

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